There was a Young Lady of Tyre,
Who swept the loud chords of a lyre;
At the sound of each sweep,
She enraptured the deep,
And enchanted the city of Tyre.
E.Lear, 1846
Rude boy jamaican
There was an Old Man of Jamaica,
Who suddenly married a Quaker;
But she cried out--"O lack!
I have married a black!"
Which distressed that Old Man of Jamaica.
E.Lear, 1846
Suntanned devil
"I forgot to use the suntan lotion and burned as a lobster" (russian colloquial expression)