For a great story by Olaf Koens, published in The Moscow News today.
Naked on boulevard
Old Person of Leeds
There was an Old Person of Leeds,
Whose head was infested with beads;
She sat on a stool,
And ate gooseberry fool,
Which agreed with that person of Leeds.
E.Lear, 1846
Wasn't quite sure what "beads" means... so decided to put a hat on her....